Saturday, May 31, 2008

Two Douchebags In Love: Mayer ♥ Wentz

Celebrity odd new couple is… John Mayer and Pete Wentz! They are so in love with each other that John can’t hold it anymore. John expresses is feelings for the whole world to see in his latest blog post.
Yo Pete-

I could have easily written this to you in an email, but you've been so cool to write positive things about me on your blog(s) that I want to respond in kind.
Here's using blogs for something other than pointing out boob jobs and slight limps.
-Ting, ting, ting-
You're one of the best eggs in the music industry, hands down. With as much talent as you have, I'd expect you'd have some eccentric ego, but from what I can tell you seem to have none. (That actually makes you more talented, by way of some crazy cosmic arithmetic.) Every time we get the chance to hang I'm inspired by your creativity. Your mind is like a stadium with the dome open... you have ZERO judgment when it comes to things that move you. When most people get the feeling they might like an idea, or a shirt, they run it through a series of filters; 'what should I think, given my personal attributes?' 'How does this read?' 'What would Kanye do?' You have what makes talented people successful for years and years - a brave sense of self and a completely authentic relationship with your tastes.
That's why I'll throw a guitar in the car and be there anytime you need me. It's a short list. (I'm lazy.)
Isn't it weird when you're alone in your hotel room and the ice in that bucket melts, shifting it all and making it sound like someone's hiding in your closet? That always gets me.

Sorry.

Point is, I think the world of you. And wish you all the happiness your artsy head will accept. Fame is just one big lesson in being a man, and you're doing a bang up job...
Best to you and your lovely wife...
Oh, and what's up, blogosphere. Have at it.
JM
John Mayer, just stay away from blogging ok?? Good boy!!

‘Sex and the City’ Movie Review

The “Sex and the City” movie represents a kind of paradigm shift: It seems to be the first major motion picture produced with the TV series box-set purchaser in mind. If you curl up with your DVD player and watch seven or eight episodes of “Lost” or “The Sopranos” or “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” in one go, then spending 135 minutes (or, if you prefer, five episodes) in the theater with Carrie and the gang won’t seem unusual at all.Writer-director Michael Patrick King, one of the driving forces behind the original series, has cannily avoided trying to open up the material too much in taking it to the big screen. Samantha doesn’t go into outer space, Miranda doesn’t start talking to dead people, and Charlotte doesn’t break into a musical number. It’s simply an extension of the groundwork that the show already laid down, and for “Sex” fans who have waited four years for another fix, that’s all it has to be.

If you’re not into the show, of course, the movie’s probably not going to win you over. But if you spent Sunday nights glued to the hit series on HBO — or caught up with it later in its DVD or scrubbed-up TBS incarnations — then watching the movie will be as comfortable and as decadent as sitting on the sofa with a big bowl of chocolate chip cookie dough.

"Sex and the City" can't rightly be called a romantic comedy in the dismal, contemporary sense, though it is at times romantic and is consistently very funny. It's also emotionally realistic, even brutal. Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Miranda (Cynthia Nixon), Charlotte (Kristin Davis) and Samantha (Kim Cattrall), now in their 40s and 50s, continue to navigate the choppy waters of urban life, negotiating relationships, work, fertility and friendship, only now the stakes are higher, the risks are bigger and decisions feel more permanent.

For a film that delights in indulging in frivolity at every possible turn, it examines subjects that most movies don't dare graze for their terrifying seriousness. And when it does, the movie handles them with surprising grace, wit and maturity. In other words, it's a movie for grown-ups of all ages. The press and industry screening I attended was uncharacteristically packed with women in their 20s, and my guess is that their interest had zero to do with the inclusion of Jennifer Hudson as Carrie's personal assistant -- though her character, Louise, is likable and allows the writer to expand the scope of the film from a story about four friends living in New York into a tale about the contemporary lives of urban women from early adulthood to maturity.

One of the best things about the movie is how it manages to confound expectations while satisfying them, an achievement for a movie based on material that had already plumbed every aspect of its characters' lives and tied up its narrative loose ends. But some, of course, remained, and that's where the movie takes off -- will Carrie and Big get married, will Charlotte have a baby, will Miranda and Steve live happily ever after, will Samantha be satisfied with just one man?

King answers all of these with unexpected twists, posing a good deal of bigger, more interesting questions along the way. How should women live their lives in a society that constantly limits them while pretending not to? What is the function of forgiveness, and why is it necessary for living?

The clothes, the restaurants, the apartments, the shoes -- they're also all there, of course, but then, even on the show, they were always the fantasy element, the sugar that helped the sometimes harsh emotional reality go down. The movie is no different, except that the personal upheavals are bigger, more life-altering and take on nearly tragic dimensions. Carrie's trajectory throughout the movie is surprisingly difficult, playing out on a much grander scale (at almost 2 1/2 hours), like a 19th century novel with occasional flights into blatant frivolity and lots of designer brand names.


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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Pete Wentz Is an Idiot! Ashlee Simpson Confirms Pregnancy!

Newlyweds Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were out again but this time with a special message to the paparazzi. It read “Your Ad Could Be Here… Email: Jon@D--chebag.com” [I don’t advice anyone to look at that site (NSFW)]. I wonder how much money did Pete got for that kind of publicity… reportedly he can do (with that ad space on his face) a lot more money than what he and Ashlee did for their wedding exclusive.I don’t know why Ashlee is laughing about… she just married this d--chebag!! She is having his baby!! Finally, Ashlee decided to confirm what the world already knows – they are expecting!!
The announcement was made at FriendsorEnemies:
Breaking News From Pete And Ashlee
This just in from our favorite newlyweds:
"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."
- Pete and Ashlee Wentz

Congrats!!!

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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Melanie Brown Is an Olympic Sex Medalist

Melanie Brown says that she would definitely win a gold medal at the Olympics for her sexual performances, adding that she and her husband Stephen Belafonte have a great sex life. "Me and Stephen have a pretty hot sex life," she says.Being the new face of lingerie giant Ultimo, helped her develop a positive attitude towards her personal image, therefore boosting her bedroom performances.
"You have to believe you are sexy to feel it,” she said. “It’s nothing to do with being stick thin or perfect-looking, it has to do with being happy. Any woman can look and feel great in their underwear," she added.

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Owen Wilson Is Single & Happy (Including Strippers)

Owen Wilson handled his latest bust-up with Kate Hudson a lot better this time around by immersing himself in blondes, boobs and beer.
After the on-again, off-again lovebirds, Owen and Kate Hudson broke up this month for the second time; Wilson merely headed straight for a Philadelphia strip club last Thursday and partied with a topless Hudson look-alike. That is an improvement from his suicide attempt when they broke up the first time!"He spent 4½ hours at Rick's Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood," one spy said. "He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill."
Later, a luscious blonde who resembled Hudson spent some private time with Wilson in a VIP suite. "If he had any problems, you'd never know it. He didn't seem upset in the least," the buxom look-alike told. "People tell me I look like Kate, and it didn't bother him at all." Another stacked dancer had a slightly different take. "He seemed to have other things on his mind. Usually, my 36D boobs can hypnotize anyone - but his mind was elsewhere," she said.
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson were like the perfect couple but it seems like Kate moved on pretty fast and now she is on the arms of Lance Armstrong. Let’s hope Owen can find is better half soon… we want Owen happy to make us laugh!! :)

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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Happy Birthday Shiloh Jolie-Pitt!! (Two Years in Photos)

On May 27, 2006, Angelina Jolie gave birth to a daughter, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, in Swakopmund, Namibia by a scheduled caesarean section. Pitt confirmed that their newly-born daughter will have a Namibian passport, and Jolie decided to offer the first pictures of Shiloh through the distributor Getty Images herself, rather than allowing paparazzi to make these extremely valuable snapshots. People paid more than $4.1 million for the North American rights, while British magazine Hello! obtained the international rights for roughly $3.5 million; the total rights sale earned up to $10 million worldwide – the most expensive celebrity image of all time. All profits were donated to an undisclosed charity by Jolie and Pitt. Madame Tussauds in New York unveiled a wax figure of two-month-old Shiloh; it was the first infant re-created in wax by Madame Tussauds. (Wiki)

The firstborn daughter of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt is no stranger to the world – since her birth in Namibia on May 27, 2006, she's jetted to India, New Orleans, Cambodia and most recently Cannes. Of course, she's never alone for the ride, with sister Zahara, 3, and brothers Maddox, 6, and Pax, 4, by her side!
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Brooke Hogan Talks About Car Accident - Needs To Shut The F*** Up!!

Don’t let stupid Brooke Hogan anywhere near her MySpace!!! That’s dangerous!! This b*tch really needs to learn when to shut up! Yesterday Brooke was involved in a car accident (talk about bad karma after all she said about John Graziano):
She was driving in the center lane of the Bayside Bridge when the car in front of her lost control while changing lanes. According to the report, the other car collided with Brooke's, pushing her into the left concrete barrier wall. Brooke's car came to rest on the left shoulder, while the other car went back across the bridge and came to rest on the right shoulder. (TMZ)

And Brooke was quick to post her thoughts about the accident on her MySpace blog. This blog is now completely empty… someone must have advised her it was not a good idea to keep on attacking someone who is in a vegetative state after her own brother got drunk and drove that person to his death!
Seatbelts saved MY life today...
What happened to my brother and our friend John was horrible and very hard for both of our families. But I truly believe my brother and John saved My life and my best friends life.... I don't know if you heard, but my friend and I got into a really bad car accident today ourselves... As I turned on my car I clicked my seatbelt. As we pulled out onto the road, I looked over and realized my friend didn't have her seatbelt on. I reminded her to put it on and the minute she clicked it, a car crashed into us. It was a horrible car accident, one that most would be severely hurt in, but we had our seatbelts on and they kept us in tight. I have to thank my brother and my best friend John for teaching me an important lesson that saved our lives.

I know that because my family is under a microscope, the turn of unfortunate events are magnified and seem like they just keep on coming...And having everyone watching and commenting on our life is extremely hard. If I could stop it I would because it feels terrible. We try to stay away from it but can't help that its shoved in our faces. So please, if youre a supporter, please spread the good around cause its nice to have friends when things go awry. And for the haters, Im sure we're not the only ones you're hurting. I would hope people are never this mean to you because it makes things so much harder......You're human and so are we. Nothing different.

God Bless
~~~Hey this is Brookes friend and passenger, I just wanted to say that Brooke basically saved my life by making me wear my seat belt ....She is such a great friend and a good person! You all should know that! La♥La (OH NO!)

This is absolutely disgusting! It’s easy to talk about YOUR pretty pathetic life when you don’t have to deal with a family member in John’s situation. Look out, be careful, karma is out to get you…

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Monday, May 26, 2008

RIP! Xzibit’s Newborn Son Passed Away

It’s sad news… I don’t know what to say except that our thoughts are with the family and we will be praying for baby boy Xavier Kingston Joiner (May 15, 2008 –May 26, 2008).
The rapper has been working on “The X-Files: I Want to Believe” movie and he made sure he was the one to break this news through his own MySpace blog:
ITS 4:32AM AND I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS........
AS you all know, I shared with you the announcement of my newborn son Xavier Kingston Joiner on may 15th and also informed you that he was born prematurly. well this week was extremely difficult for him because his lungs were not strong enough to handle regular oxygen on his own. Xavier passed away this morning at 3:30am and I must tell you this, It is unnatural for a parent to bury a child. I am telling you this because of the same reason I tell you when im having great times, life is too short to be fake. Hold on to your kids if you have them, protect them and show them you love them everyday you wake up and see them, dont take a second you get to hug them teach them and care for them for granted. You can have all the material wealth in the universe but it is NOTHING compared to having your family. I am thankful for all of my blessings and im not one to question God's perfect plan, so I leave you with great love and thanks for the love that was sent earlier on my pervious blog to my son. Of course I need to take some time and handle my loss, STAY FOCUSED PEOPLE. Its not promised to any of us.
R.I.P Xavier May 15th 2008- May 26th 2008

Respect Xzibit! RIP Xavier!

Max, Harlow & Cruz VIP Guests @ Kingston’s Birthday Party

Kingston James McGregor Stefani Rossdale makes 2 years old and celebrates in style with his celebrity buddies. Super star babies like Max (Christina Aguilera’s baby), cute Harlow (Nicole Richie’s baby girl) and super cute Cruz Beckham.All afternoon, the guests enjoyed the rented inflatable jump room, as well as some small farm animals at the petting zoo. Celebrity mommies and daddies included Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale, Nicole Richie & Joel Madden, Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman and Victoria Beckham.
After 4 months we get to see baby Max in public for the first time. He was actually one of the highlights of the party, everyone wanted a piece of him. How cute is Max?? He is going to be a heartbreaker!! :D

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Shania Twain: Cheater Denies Everything…

Shania Twain is still reeling from a double betrayal, not only by her husband of 14 years, music producer Robert "Mutt" Lange, but by a woman she considered a close friend.
Lange's relationship with Marie-Anne ThiĆ©baud a longtime secretary and house manager at Twain and Lange's estate in Switzerland, was behind the breakup, say several sources familiar with the situation."Mutt and Marie-Anne left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship," says one source, adding that the Swiss employee was a fixture in the household Twain and Lange shared with their son, 6-year-old Eja D’Angelo. "Their two families would vacation and spend holidays together. Shania considered Marie-Anne one of her best friends."
Marie Anne ThiƩbaud has slammed reports she broke up Shania and Mutt Lange's 14-year marriage. The secretary denies rumors she became close or had an affair with Robert.
‘When marriages break up they break up for all sorts of complicated reasons, it's never just one reason,’ she tells Us Weekly. ‘And those reasons should be kept private. If you're looking for a person that broke up a marriage then you have the wrong person. I'm not that person.’
Gold-digger!! Mutt is just plain stupid to leave someone as hot as Shania for that “secretary”!

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Sunday, May 25, 2008

Jessica Alba’s Baby Bump Evolution (Photos)

Since Jessica Alba announced she and Cash Warren were pregnant with their first child back in December, she has been to some ups and downs. We have seen Jessica working out at the gym, shopping, attending the premiere of her latest movie “The Eye” and the OscarsOne thing we learned is that Jessica hasn’t been totally happy with the paparazzi following her every move. So it’s easy to find photos of a very angry and pregnant Jessica Alba snapping at the paps. While on official events she is smiling, showing off her baby bump and completely happy to talk about her pregnancy.

Jessica Alba's due date is June 8. She is expecting a baby girl to be named Honor and she showed us her beautiful pink nursery. Jess and Cash recently married in a private ceremony last week.
We wish the newlyweds all the best and we can’t wait to see those baby’s photos.

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